January 2012
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What I Hope Not To See In 2012
I’ve tossed resolutions out the window, they just end up adding to the list of disappointments I already have going. Here’s what I hope not to see in the coming year.
More doctors. I’ve had my fill this year. I’m a very lucky bitch to still be alive and I’m grateful, but I’m done. I have my marching orders and barring any other unknown child birth defects, I...
December 2011
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Car Trip
We are traveling by car today. Everyone knows the statics of accidents. I’m sitting here trying to decide which pair of panties (sorry Tiny) to wear. It fucking matters.
EDIT - I have decided on the Johnny Cash ensemble, you simply can not go wrong with all black….unless severe bleeding is present and the source is being searched. In that case I would assume my garments and Cash...
chrisssylynn:
Me: I need motivation to get up tomorrow and shower and get pretty…want to hang out?
Bobby: You’re pretty anytime.
Daaawh.
That’s what friends are for.
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Holidays
My alcohol to eggnog ratio is spot on, I ran out of eggnog first.
Fucking Hell
I just saw that A&E is doing another season of that show with Steven Seagal but the awesome part is that it now takes place in Arizona. Fantastic, that’s exactly what our fucking state needed. Fuck me.
God bless Ronnie, the 35 year career bellhop.
This is our annual trip to Vegas for Charlie’s work, a week that is filled with many memories, some better than others. I mean really, who can forget the trip when we were snowed in and trapped on the fwy and my fear/psychotic nature/still drunk belly started rumbling and I had to make the call on which shopping bag I was going to have to take a shit in? Right, good times.
So my new...
Excellent
I just got invited to lunch. I needed this.
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