Come in and take a seat. This is a safe place. If you have a few minutes, can I tell you about the gift that all things mini can bring to your life? Did you know that mini stallions have 2 foot long peckers? It's true.
I don’t even..I can’t imagine…how the fuck? I really thought this was gonna end badly.
прикольный мишка (by hdonlineucozcom)
Nope. Still not a fan of the clown.
It’s been 2 days since Charlie and I were rear ended by a bro fuck. We were behind a tractor and then a Lexus, we were going about 15mph. We had just passed through a traffic light controlled intersection and the Lexus and I were waiting for our dashed line so we could go around the tractor. You can see in this pic that we are still in the solid yellow line / no passing zone. A Super Duty F250 came flying up behind us and never slowed so he could make it through the same light that we all had gone through.
I was driving. I looked in my rear view mirror a half second before he plowed into us. I had enough time to scream “watch out!” And cover my brake and hit the horn before impact. Charlie knew what was about to happen. He kept his eyes open, I didn’t. The truck crashed into us doing over 50mph….we were going 15. I was able to take the brunt of the impact because I was able to cover my brake when he hit us, this is the only thing that saved the Lexus from being shoved into the back of the tractor. She would have been critically injured and maybe killed. We don’t think she knows how lucky she was. I was able to control my Tahoe and I never made contact with the Lexus.
We’re pretty fucked up, but alive. My Tahoe is probably totaled, we hear from the adjuster this week. It’s not looking good for a repair, it looks like my car is bent in half in he pic. That car saved us on Friday, that I have no doubt of. I’m just glad Charlie is ok, I kinda like him. =)
I know where these guys live. In-Ko-Pah, Jacumba in Southern California. It’s at the top of the mountain on I 8. These awesome little aliens live along the road to Desert View Tower. This is a must must must see/stop off. The guy that owns the tower is a fucking riot, stop and spend time with him. The alien display along the road is something that is not to be missed.
Here’s the tower info - http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/9178
Anyone looking for a guide just let me know, I’m always looking for a ride to see my people.
I have that lighter. And those socks. And that’s the wrong hosiery for that application.
The whole carpets matching the drapes has just been taken up a notch with “crutches match the panties….and the shoes”
Fireworks being shot out of a vagina by a one legged woman is not the main event in this pic. It’s just not.
That cig looks good.
My daughter got up a while ago and informed me that she made it to the dark side of YouTube last night. I got excited, I was hoping she had found a new dark part that I had not yet discovered.
She informs me that she found babies.
“Oh, what did you find? Were they cutting off a growth? Too many limbs? Oh, did they have organs growing on the outside of their bodies?!” I thought these were all great questions and indicative of what I find darker side material.
I was told no, they were just cute babies laughing. She then proceeds to show me this video and 1 other. That was all I could take.
I have no idea where my child came from.
Hysterical bubbles! (original) - laughing baby (by Jess0rT)
I can see me having this. Can you imagine how awesome this would look in my yard? If I did get it, I’d probably use a canned dedication speech when it was set it place.
Fucking hell, I want to kick my own ass.
