i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

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thetunasaysrawr:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

I’m on it!

All the giggles.

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

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thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

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literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time


Fucking hell, this is awesome.

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

Fucking hell, this is awesome.

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itsonlynoon:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.

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rrrick:

Happy Monday

rrrick:

Happy Monday

deathbeforedigital:

I will never not laugh at this

deathbeforedigital:

I will never not laugh at this

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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