Ummmm the coolest birthday gift evar was waiting for me when I got home from Flagstaff today! I now have a bangin’ glow in the dark rahcoon pic that just screams meeee! He is currently hanging out with the Sanchez’s right now until I find the most perfect spot! Thank you, Ms. Sid and your fantastic Silverback, I love it hard!

thetunasaysrawr:

theangiec83:

Like I said, I will never not reblog this. 

^Same

thetunasaysrawr:

theangiec83:

Like I said, I will never not reblog this. 

^Same

Tissue holder is empty, there’s no removable shower wand (a clean corn cannon is a must) and the dog has been shamed beyond belief.  This is what you do when life hands you lemons.  Do this every time.

Tissue holder is empty, there’s no removable shower wand (a clean corn cannon is a must) and the dog has been shamed beyond belief.  This is what you do when life hands you lemons.  Do this every time.

thetunasaysrawr reblogged your post Steel Magnolias day - 4 weeks seem to … and added:

God help me on Friday….

You made the mistake of inviting me, now you gotta pay the price.

pslovejusme replied to your post: Steel Magnolias day - 4 weeks seem to …

Oh hell you’ll be on my turf! I’m going to send all my fucks at you. I will. Stop me

I won’t stop you because I think this luncheon will need a couple of fucks thrown in to liven the place up. 

mizred replied to your post: Steel Magnolias day - 4 weeks seem to …

Your hair color and tin foil are quite becoming. I like the way the dryer frames your face. It’s like a halo. (Do you think that’s where all those artists got the idea?)

I worked hard to get that pic just right - no I didn’t, it was a one shot one kill kinda endeavor.  I think this is exactly where artists got the halo idea, you’d need to be a saint to sit still and let these women torture you without slapping the shit out of them.  I sat under that dryer and watched a woman get half of her face ripped off with hot wax.  Fuck you, I’ll handle a stray hair here and there on my own, that waxed woman had tears streaming down her face.  If I want that kind of pain I’ll just take a smaller size of pants into the dressing room next time I’m shopping and try to wedge myself in them.  That pain and humiliation will be for my eyes only.

rrrick replied to your post: Steel Magnolias day - 4 weeks seem to …

I hope Charlie doesn’t make you sleep with the Senator.

I kinda hope he does.  House of Cards reenactment may need to happen.  For the good of the Association, for the good of Charlie.  I was just informed that it will be a Congressman at the luncheon.  Excellent.

Steel Magnolias day - 4 weeks seem to come so fast now, maintenance is a bitch. I still need to go shopping for an outfit, Friday I get to accompany Charlie to phx for a work lunch thing at the country club. Apparently a congressman or senator will be there. Fingers crossed I don’t have a fuck fly out at the table.

Steel Magnolias day - 4 weeks seem to come so fast now, maintenance is a bitch. I still need to go shopping for an outfit, Friday I get to accompany Charlie to phx for a work lunch thing at the country club. Apparently a congressman or senator will be there. Fingers crossed I don’t have a fuck fly out at the table.

Turning 39/44 today was amazing. I got to spend the day over in San Diego, flower field gazing and shopping and Asian food eating and fancy movie theater goings…it was great!  Tomorrow has me banging out 3 doc appointments and then off we go back to our desert home. 

I’m a lucky bitch, I try to make a point to enjoy the “in the moment” points of life. And dicks, I try to enjoy those as well. Ok, the moments, the dicks, and sweet parking spots are the things I like to enjoy.

Turning 39/44 today was amazing. I got to spend the day over in San Diego, flower field gazing and shopping and Asian food eating and fancy movie theater goings…it was great! Tomorrow has me banging out 3 doc appointments and then off we go back to our desert home.

I’m a lucky bitch, I try to make a point to enjoy the “in the moment” points of life. And dicks, I try to enjoy those as well. Ok, the moments, the dicks, and sweet parking spots are the things I like to enjoy.

Today would have been our boys 11th birthday.  We were lucky enough to see him into the world and be there when he left.  We loved him completely. 

Djoser Raymond April 12, 2003 - November 13, 2013

Um. Guise. Guise. GUISE

sublimistika:

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pocketcontents:

http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com

File this under: why the fuck didn’t I think of that

If it weren’t for Joy bopping around here far too often to risk this being on my dash, it would be an instant follow.

Excellent.

This will improve my Wednesday.

yes, this is exactly what the title says and it’s awesome. also, dicks. 

Ummm yeah, I’ve been following this blog for a few months and it’s the cats ass.

loveallofthethings:

SUPER URGENT!! This cutie is my foster dog. His name is Rocco. I am a foster family for australian shepherds with South Texas Aussie Rescue (STAR). He just got placed with me on Friday. He’s super sweet and a total love bug. Even though he is 57 lbs, he tries to be a lap dog. He’s around 3-4 years old and was found in the San Antonio area. After 5 days in the city shelter with no one claiming him or wanting to adopted him, he was placed with STAR and they placed him with us. Just last night (Tuesday night) he started having seizures. The first one was at 1:30 am and he had another one every two hours until 7:30, which is when I took him to the vet with me (I work at a vet clinic). The doctor did some tests and determined that he has epilepsy. He prescribed some anti-convulsion meds which we have been giving and he hasn’t had any more seizures since starting the meds. 
My point is, THIS  CUTIE NEEDS A HOME that is willing to take care of a dog that needs constant medicating. Within the rescue, we are trying very hard to find a home, but it’s very hard to find someone who is willing to take a dog that will require buying meds every month or so to keep him from having seizures. We don’t have long to find a good home because we don’t have a lot of volunteers in the rescue, therefore, we don’t have a lot of resources to keep foster dogs for long periods of time. We always need to find homes as soon as possible. 
So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE reblog this! Spread this like wildfire! Even if you personally are not looking for a dog, spread it in case anyone that follows you is! 
If you ARE looking for a dog, MESSAGE ME! And/Or contact South Texas Aussie Rescue and tell them that you are looking to adopt Rocco specifically. 

loveallofthethings:

SUPER URGENT!! This cutie is my foster dog. His name is Rocco. I am a foster family for australian shepherds with South Texas Aussie Rescue (STAR). He just got placed with me on Friday. He’s super sweet and a total love bug. Even though he is 57 lbs, he tries to be a lap dog. He’s around 3-4 years old and was found in the San Antonio area. After 5 days in the city shelter with no one claiming him or wanting to adopted him, he was placed with STAR and they placed him with us. Just last night (Tuesday night) he started having seizures. The first one was at 1:30 am and he had another one every two hours until 7:30, which is when I took him to the vet with me (I work at a vet clinic). The doctor did some tests and determined that he has epilepsy. He prescribed some anti-convulsion meds which we have been giving and he hasn’t had any more seizures since starting the meds. 

My point is, THIS  CUTIE NEEDS A HOME that is willing to take care of a dog that needs constant medicating. Within the rescue, we are trying very hard to find a home, but it’s very hard to find someone who is willing to take a dog that will require buying meds every month or so to keep him from having seizures. We don’t have long to find a good home because we don’t have a lot of volunteers in the rescue, therefore, we don’t have a lot of resources to keep foster dogs for long periods of time. We always need to find homes as soon as possible. 

So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE reblog this! Spread this like wildfire! Even if you personally are not looking for a dog, spread it in case anyone that follows you is! 

If you ARE looking for a dog, MESSAGE ME! And/Or contact South Texas Aussie Rescue and tell them that you are looking to adopt Rocco specifically. 

(via allaussies)